Mittwoch, 19. Dezember 2007

The "GULA[R]SCH"-expirience

...shortly after this pic was taken, it happened upon me that I fell into the plate of 'Gularsch' and almost drowned in it.
It took me utterly by surprise, when I realised that what had suddenly poped into my mind, while being completely engaged in drowning properly, was the answer to life, the universe and everything: The purpose of my shity existence enfolded before me - GULARSCH! I deeply felt the connection between myself and this steaming shity looking brew. In this moment of illumination I surrendered myself to the semi-liquid brown sauce and peace was replacing the pain-in-the-arse-thoughts which usually overrun my brain, while I was waiting for the 'Gularsch' to fullfill me. But the universe seems to have made a mistake, because the expirience of death and total unity obviously sneaked away silently, leaving me biten by reality:
My body is hermetically sealed - so there is no Gularsch-fullfillment - and of course no danger of drowning...
What a sad happy ending!

2 Kommentare:

Anonym hat gesagt…

hi olo, nice new hat!

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